Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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