I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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