1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
its liver damage thursday
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