Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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