Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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