Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I forget how to act sober
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