SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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