question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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