Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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