New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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