it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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