doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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