So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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