Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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