I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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