But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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