let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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