The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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