Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
