They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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