I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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