i permit you to call me
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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