You work out of a Hotel?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
my being single is dangerous.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
