hotel room ftw
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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