HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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