why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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