Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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