I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i came on her dog
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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