Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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