would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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