BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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