look no pants
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the day after is always just damage control
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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