like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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