Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you inspire me to be a worse person
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
