I heard we made out
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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