at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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