i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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