Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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