I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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