u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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