I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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