I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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