wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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