People in love make me want to vomit
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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