Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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