erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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