week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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