Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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