that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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