just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ๐๐
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the menโs room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out Iโm married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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