So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
love makes seman taste better
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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