? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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