See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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