Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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