ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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